Post by eharper256 on May 18, 2013 22:00:12 GMT
This is a discussion thread for everyone's favourite ASCII/Tiles World Simulator and Strategy Epic.
DF never ceases to amaze me with the crazy ass stuff that occurs. My latest fort, Angerheights, finally met its demise to the classic Boatmurdered death with the swarm of elephants. All due to a Cat Corpse blocking the drawbridge and no-one wanting to collect it.
Anyway, here's some of my classic reports I've screencapped from various games:
This thing destroyed a fort by setting fire to everything. Good times.
Ravens being massacred in the community fort I started, Lakebones.
And say hi to the most horrendous flesheating plague I've EVER seen. I was just wondering around a town in adventure mode, when all of a sudden, all of the animals vomit blood around me and then paralysis kills me and all my men. Just out of nowhere. Hilarious.
BEST PANTHEON EVAR!!
AC, the dog of revenge, and Loli, the goddess of beauty. Hell Yes! Hilariously, all of the human civilizations are run by demons in this world too.
DF never ceases to amaze me with the crazy ass stuff that occurs. My latest fort, Angerheights, finally met its demise to the classic Boatmurdered death with the swarm of elephants. All due to a Cat Corpse blocking the drawbridge and no-one wanting to collect it.
Anyway, here's some of my classic reports I've screencapped from various games:
This thing destroyed a fort by setting fire to everything. Good times.
Ravens being massacred in the community fort I started, Lakebones.
And say hi to the most horrendous flesheating plague I've EVER seen. I was just wondering around a town in adventure mode, when all of a sudden, all of the animals vomit blood around me and then paralysis kills me and all my men. Just out of nowhere. Hilarious.
BEST PANTHEON EVAR!!
AC, the dog of revenge, and Loli, the goddess of beauty. Hell Yes! Hilariously, all of the human civilizations are run by demons in this world too.